hello ladiez+fellaz,
how r ya'l doin? havnt blogd fo agezz..so lazy dese daiz =]P PHUONGY IZ A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME baAHAHA..she iz da master of sleepin + eatin..LOLZ her hobiez inc. sleepin and eating..who wuld of guessd *rollz eyez* ehehe =]]] she recently had a blogdrive bt sum blind kunt told her it waz gay cos it had nuthin on it..wich was true but still it was a gud blog..AHAHAA i evn had a blog entry on it + da tagboard waz so funyz..=]]] bt life goes on..LOLZ wel dis iz wot hapnd so far dis wk..i'l jus run by it :
mon: year 9 went 2 manly beach fo a pdh excursion 2 "LEARN" how 2 surf...da wavez were crazyy! farkin knockin evry1 out..cos it was ful like thunderstorm weather bt we stil went...ahaha i wasnt evn gon go bt we paid 23bux fo dat shit so i went..and i was 'pose 2 bring sauce+bread fo our lil picnic thingo [wich turnd out 2 b a BADDD IDEA] ahaha..i'l get 2 dat..wels we playd in da water fo a lil bit wich waz heapsa fun..+ i think dere were moments wen i KNEW i was gon drown or get caried out 2 sea..AHAHAHA it waz farkin scaryy..SO den we got 2 bodyboard or sumthin like dat..it was sumthin 2 do wid ur bod + a board..LOLZ wich was hellaa fun..i loved it. man..i swear d teacha was tryin 2 starve us 2 deathh..dey wuldnt evn let us eat a LIL bit jus 2 regain our energy..bt we ate nwayz..ahahaha..dats da THIRD time dis yr ive been told 2 stop eating...wot iz wrong wid ppls..dun dey take pdh lessons + learn bout eatin disroders al da time? HUH?! DONT U?! wel..so afta dat we got 2 "surf" ppshhh..if u can cal it dat..wel LISA sed "man..dey al tried 2 help mandy at d start like all of em" AHAHAHA woteva..not evn..fuckin hell..if dey did try 2 help me i wuldnt of been dumpd by da bldy waves like 100 times + da surfboard wuldnt of whakd me in da face + den flip hit me on d head + drown me al at d same time..it hurt like hell..i swallowd so mch salt water..i was like gon sue da da palm beach blah blah surfin thingo..cos dis dude iz like "hey..come ova here..we try 2 catch dis wave"..me say " aw..do i have to" bt den i was already startin 2 paddle ova cos i didnt wana b left nigel in da midle of d ocean...AND GUES WOT? he farkin dispeard outta nowhere..HE JUS VANISHED IN2 THIN AIR! i was like wottt da fuckk...where ARE YOUUU?! hellooo..r uuu - - - > bt i neva got 2 finish dat cos i got knockd out by dis humungo wave dat came at me like 100km/hour...AHAHAHA..i got so pissd cos he waz da same guy who told me off b4 fo takin da surfboard in 2 early cos i had NO idea wot da fuk waz goin on..LOL...mayb it was sum sorta paybak fo not payin no attention..pshh woteva..r u payin or am i? LOLZZZ..oh man..i gota finish dis blog off ladahs. cos my mum iz yelling BLAH BLAH BLAH..ok i'l blog ya soon. wel im bak..bak agen...gues hus bak..tell a frend..frend..if u have ne dat iz..lol wel where da fcuk waz i..o yes..SO afta dat shithole excursion..i was ready 2 pass out i had dis poundin headache+ i wantd 2 drown in da water+neva cum bak..dat waz how bad it waz..bt der probly wasnt ne more water left since i drank it all..FUCKIN HELL..i probly had enuf water in ma body 2 fill 10000000000 olympic pools up..think bout it. LOLZ..so wen we got on d bus i slept on jens lap [ ur bag waz a comfortable pillow..thnx ] i felt lyk throwin up..n GUES WOT? *DRUM ROLLZ* i did [TADA!!] ahaha..rite in frnt of d skewll..wich was a perfect opportunity 2 leave my mark der..jus imaginin wen im an old granny showin ma grandkids wher i used 2 b educated..."dis iz da library where dey hav shithole books.." "dis iz da toilets wich stink lyk me wen i dun take my medicine.."oh n HERE...dis iz a special plce...i threw up non-digestd chiken here" ma grandkids wuld probly b lyk "eww..nanna..ur grosss" or woteva pesty lil children wil say in 2075. AHAHAHA ..
tues: went 2 easties 2 watch oceans 12..LOL i havnt evn seen da first one..bt d second 1 iz aight..its prety funyyzz..dis part of d movie:
george clooney aka ??? : how old do i look?
sum random person: err..48?
gc: r u srz? i look 48 to u....?
srp: um...r u 50?
gc [goes up 2 anotha random dude n asks: do i look 50 to u?
funy-ass black guy: um..frm da neck up..
LOLOL..so hilariouz..*cracks up* ..so den i went met up wid alyssa+dat at d bustop cos dey were physco n went 2 skewl..DEY HAD SPORT! baAHAHAA..suckerss..=]P wel dat was mi dayy.
wed: sumfin hapnd bt i cnt rememba wot it waz..if i do..i will blog bout it.
thurs: diane went 2 her court thing wich went al gud..i think [she has 2 go bak on tues or sumfin] gud luk wid dat bubz!
fri: our LAST day of skewl !!!!!!!! *wOot* aAHAHA..we didnt evn up goin cos we 'pose 2 go 2 dis gaybo excursion or picnic day at watsons bay bt...i dun think so. so diane+phuong+damo+me went 2 easties. my mum caught d bud wid me agen so i had 2 walk up d hill + stay at skewl fo a lil while til she left..i think lyk 8 teachers saw me..bt i jus stood in d corner innocently..ahaha we were ment 2 go 2 da fcukin beach first..so i culd hav a swim bt cos i was bz chattin away on da fone dey al decide 2 dog me..AHAHAHA i was 2 quik fo them..i got off as well LOL hel no..i aint goin 2 da beach by maself..so we caught 400 2 easties + bumd der..doin JAKFUKINSHIT..i srsly hate goin wid guyz 2 shopin centres..u CANOT DO NETHIN..dey ful kill d fun cos dey jus stand der watchin u screamin "OH..I LIKE THEM..OOOO DER HOT..I WANA BUY DAT!" AHAHAHA..i didnt do dat mch cos i waz caryin dis humungo bag so yer..jus found d nearest seat + put ma fat ass on it..LOL LOL den went 2 food court + ate [obviously] *yumO nachOs* i love it..its d best..newayz..we went 2 watch saw + it waz hella hektic 2 found sum1 hu wuld buy us sum tix since our shithole skewl dun giv us ne ids..finaly dis ugli fat dude bought us 3 tix..THANX SOOOOOO MUCH U SXC BEAST..ahahaha wel if we had our eyez closed..da movie waz awesum..veryy enjoyable. me+bimbo moved rite up 2 d frnt ahaha + we hid unda ma beach towel..den afta..we walkd round a bit n den we lost each otha sumhow..so us went 2 bustop n caught d bus.......da WRONG bus..AHAHAHAHA we ended in fcukin LITTLE BAY..lyk WOT DA FUK?! it was da middle of nowhere or bimbo describe it as A DESERT..A COUNTRYSIDE..wot a drama queenn =]]]] ehehe..so we sat down waitin fo ct bus 2 com wen i realised i left ma uniform in DIANES bag..so we wurkd out dis plann wich neva hapnd LOL dis gaybo dog came up 2 me + startd lickin my leg..lyk i didnt evn kno it was der until YESS..movin on..caught d bus bak + mum askd me y i was onli in my cossie made up som bs wich she believ so al gudd..la la la im BORED..cyuladahz.
sat: me+alyssa+carlee+hannah+danielle were meetin up at hoyts 2 watch a movie BT da plans fel thru cos ppl dogd it at d last min..*sighh* so me+mum wlkd 2 oxford n shopd..i bought dis top dat goes ova ur jeans or sumfin lyk dat..cnt b fckd 2 describe it..too tired..jus got bak frm lunch..gona hav a nap now..
sun: went 2 wurkk + did stuff. afta fam went 2 myer 2 get dis presie fo a lil babyy..mum sed da funiest thing wen i pikd up dis bib wich sed "feed me..im hungry" ..den she iz lyk "err..hiz a catholic" AHAHAHA shes so dumbb...read on...
mon: wel..carlee+plicka+marie met up wit me in d ct..LOL or shuld i say..at d lifts wher i liv cos sumhow dey found a way in witout dat security card thingo..NEWAYS i was onli ment 2 hang out in d ct lyk watch a movie, go 2 capitol or go shoppin bt we caught d bus 2 bondi AHAHAHA plicka sed we culd WALK DER FRM D CT *PPPFT* ehehe IT WULD OF TOOK US LYK 5 HOURS OR SUMFIN..espcialy wit carlee + her shoes. it took bout 30 mins on a bus...so jus imagine..US wlkin 2 bondi..err i rather not. so we met up wit rob+chris at cinemas bt i had no id so we culdnt watch team america..neways we left bondi + caught d bus 2 easties, bought out tix 2 watch DA GAYEST BORINGEST FUCKED UP PIECE OF CRAP IN DA WHOLE OF MOVIE HISTORY also KNOWN AS LEMONY SNICKETTS:SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. oh god..da pain................it hurts ma fingers jus 2 type such a tragic, time-wastin [as wel as muney] thing.. it was soo scrwd..i swear..i hate it. me+carlee went out + watchd d end of xmas wit d kranks wich was heaps betta..LOL very funyy..but still. so we went bak n left early cos rob had 2 go 2 tennis .. um .. caught d bus bak 2 ct AND OMFG I LEFT MAH WALLET ON D BUS! i had no idea wuht 2 do .. i was scard shitles cos i culdnt do nethin..i cnt wait fo it 2 com bak 2 me cos den mum wil found out i went sumwher else.SO i caught d first circulay quay bus 2 try n catch d 301..n i DID..man..i was so hapy bt i ran lykk 5 km jus 2 get 2 it..GUD EXCERCISE THO! ahahaha IF U LOOK ON D BRIGHT SIDE..i gues! ehehe =]]]]] da wallet had ma key card + house keys in it n if i lost it..my mum will chop me up in2 lil pieces. NO JOKE. wel..its AL gud nowzz..unless mother reads ma mind agen lyk she always doez..SHES FUCKIN PHYSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ARGHHH* bt i had heapza funn..=]]]]]]] u guyz r madd 2 hang wit..shoutout: yoo carlee..ur d best! THANKU SO MCH!!!!!!!!!! iOu..NOT NEMORE! AHAHAHAHA da movie tic rememba *wink* =]]P brb..gotta headache..
Posted at 04:46 am by jinseng
Name: Mandy Ma
Age: 15 [one more year to L's]
Nicknames: mando, mazza, panda, bimbo, crunchie, dope [wOt da fuK], chikmandy, chuccie [baAHAHA phuong], candy, etc etc etc
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